Ex-congressman Mark Foley's favorite card game was Old Maid. Don't ask me why but it nonetheless seems an appropriate, if disturbing, first choice for an unmarried old queen like Foley. It would've taken an extraordinary distraction to tear him away from a hot hand of Old Maid, like a Macaulay Culkin marathon (Oh, those red, juicy, bee-stung lips!) or a visit from the local Boy Scout troop...
...or one from the Rev. Dr. James Dobson.