The Pearly Gates --- In a rare, surprising press conference, the Almighty Creator of the Heavens and the Earth set the record straight on the last two presidential elections.
"Is this thing on? OK, you ever see that Star Trek episode where the evil Kirk from a parallel dimension winds up on the Enterprise and gives William Shatner an even bigger reason to ham it up? There you go."
The Lord then explained how unfettered evil could be unleashed on the world in 2001 after eight consecutive years of relative peace and prosperity.